Top 10 signs that a bill is not good for America:
#10 Al Franken thinks it’s a good bill.
#9 Not one Republican Senator votes for the bill
#8 Taxes first, benefits years later
#7 Democratic Senators have to be bribed by Harry Reid in order to vote for it.
#6 Final bill is only revealed to the public at the last minute
#5 A blizzard providentially hits D.C. before the vote
#4 Votes are scheduled after midnight
#3 Public opinion is consistently against the bill
#2 Attorney General of SC analyzes the last minute “deals” made for Ben Nelson
#1 You are holding the vote on Christmas Eve because it took that long to get to 60 votes